He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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