with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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