belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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