the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Banned from zoo.
Again?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
false alarm, still single
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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