woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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