living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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