That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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