people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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