4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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