Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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