Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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