so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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