No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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