So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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