Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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