when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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