singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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