I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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