the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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