I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
