Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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