Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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