how can u be prego again
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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