Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
