he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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