u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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