dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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