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My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
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so let's talk penis.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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