Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Operation Purity has been aborted
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week