Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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