I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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