we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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