pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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