The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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