I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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