Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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