But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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