Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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