i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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