The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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