Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We need a shit load of segways right now
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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