That's intense
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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