I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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