I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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