hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Randomize
