I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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