That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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