by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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