Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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