I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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