I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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