he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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