she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so let's talk penis.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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