I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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