You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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