Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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