Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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